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Golf Twilight Zone – GolfToons 81

Twilight Golf Zone, strange things can happen.

 “A journey through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind.  You are entering the Twilight Golf Zone.” Golf can feel like another dimension, an alternate dimension.   Twilight Golf Zone We go from being in “The Zone,” where the hole looks massive, all the putts drop, and you find the […]

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Golf Genie – GolfToons 74

Golf Genie is a Golf cartoon illustration by Marty Glass of GolfToons with a genie coming out of a lamp and trying to help a golfer, until the genie finds out the golfer needs help with his slice. Funny Golf Humor.

Golf Genie Golf Genie. Probably the most common fault of golf swing is the resulting slice. It is the the nemesis of the highly handicapped golfer and at times seems incurable. The remedy for a slice is often so elusive that many a golfer has fantasized about a magic genie that grants them three wishes.

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Teed Off – GolfToons 73

Teed Off - GolfToons 73 an original illustration of a golf ball complaining how much harder his job is then the golf tee by Marty Glass of GolfToons

The golf ball is important and he knows it. The golf ball gets teed off but is not teed off. Today’s golf ball has evolved and changed so drastically over the millennium, he has changed the game of golf itself. Some of the innovations have been dramatic. Some cosmetic. Nonetheless, so many advancements allow him good

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Buried Lie – GolfToons 72

Buried Lie - GolfToons 72 is an original golf cartoon showing a casket carried towards a hole that has been created under a golf hole and pin by Marty Glass

Buried Lie Buried Lie. Golf can be a lifetime pursuit, giving it a unique status in the world of sport. So deep is their commitment to the game, oftentimes when golfers pass on friends and family memorialize them in special ways. Famed golfers will have golf courses or holes named in their honor.   Upstanding

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Sleepy Hugo – GolfToons 71

A golfer sleeping on the tee box waiting for the foursome in front to play faster, Sleepy Hugo is an original golf cartoon by Marty Glass

Sleepy Hugo Oh, the agony of slow play. Ask Sleepy Hugo. When in the midst of a snail-like round, there are several things you can do to avoid a lethargic pace of play from undermining your own game. Try to take it easy. Usually, the culprit or culprits are several groups ahead. No matter how

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Darth Fader – GolfToons 68

A golfer resembling Darth Vader on the tee box with his golf buddies commenting that they call him Darth Fader, an original golf cartoon by Marty Glass

Darth Fader Darth Vader, originally known as Anakin Skywalker, was probably a decent golfer before his transition to Darth. Now Darth Fader. A series of space-adventure lightsaber duels cost him both legs below the knees and left arm. To compound matters he also fell into a volcano and his lungs were destroyed to the point

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Cranky Dan – GolfToons 67

Cranky Dan is a golfer marching down the 18th fairway after missing another green vowing to have a birdie putt even if it is a very long one, an original golf cartoon by Marty Glass GolfToons

Cranky Dan Golf is a force to be reckoned with says Cranky Dan. How you choose to deal with the game frequently involves avoiding being “triggered.” Often our emotions succumb to events that transpired during a round. Little wonder that Ben Hogan said, “Golf requires a short memory.” Forcing matters because you repeatedly failed to

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Wait Loss – GolfToons 66

Wait Loss is a golfer on the tee box has cob webs growing on him because he is waiting, slow play is a problem in golf. An original illustration by Marty Glass of GolfToons

Wait Loss If golf has an Achilles heel, it’s time. Wait Loss. It’s an issue on the PGA Tour. It’s an issue when managing a golf course and a problem with both public and private play around the globe. Overall, It’s an issue that doesn’t help the game. Don’t get me wrong, though. I am

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Athletes – GolfToons 65

Athletes. Golfers are athletes as well, despite what might what non-golfers may say. Original Golf Cartoon by Marty Glass of GolfToons

Athletes To start my freshman year at Michigan State University I showed up at Hubbard Hall to find two of my roommates were in the MSU Marching Band.  They practiced every day, rain or shine.  Both were athletes in a golfing sort of way.  Vince played French horn and Phil was a tuba player, carrying

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Golf Press – GolfToons 62

Golf Press shows a golfer on the tee box pressing anogther golfer's head into the ground with the caption PRESS, an original golf cartoon by Marty Glass of GolfToons

Golf Press Golf Press. You wanna press me? Do ya? I’ll show you a press. You like this press? The press is similar to the double or nothing bet and is generally invoked at a critical point in the match. The level of emotion accompanying a press is proportionate to the amount of money wagered.

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High Heel Golf – GolfToons 61

High Heel Golf shows three women golfers on the putting green with the comment bubble asking where the golf shoes were bought, an original golf cartoon by Marty Glass of GolfToons

High Heel Golf High Heel Golf fashions have certainly changed from the jacket and tie at the turn of the the last century, to the technical sportswear designed to wick away sweat and protecting us from today’s damaging sun rays. What does dress for success mean on the golf course?  Is it form or function?

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Two Man Golf – GolfToons 60

a golfer holding another golfer by the legs swinging him in tandem with the headline, Nik Wallenda Two-Man Invitational, an original golf cartoon by Marty Glass of GolfToons

Two Man Golf Nik Wallenda Golf, the Two Man Invitational Could golf be made more difficult? Of course, but only a sadist would seek to make the game even harder. But then if I wanted to travel from the top of one skyscraper, to the roof of another skyscraper just across the street, I would

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Chip Lagwell – GolfToons 59

Hamilton Chip Lagwell is introduced in this original golf cartoon by Marty Glass of GolfToons

Hamilton Chip Lagwell III When non-golfers conjure up images of golfers they tend to envision someone like Hamilton Lagwell III, fondly referred to as “Chip”. One of those guys often found at private country clubs or expensive destination golf resorts. We all know the type, but do they really exist? Possibly, but that specimen is

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Father O’Fairway – GolfToons 57

Father O'Fairway is introduced in this original golf cartoon by Marty Glass of GolfToons

Father O’Fairway Introducing Father O’Fairway. The Most Reverend O’Fairway hails from County Clare, Ireland where he grew up playing the sport of golf from the time he was young lad. He plays religiously but almost exclusively midweek, as his weekends are occupied by priestly duties. Father O’Fairway’s love of golf is rooted in his belief

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Better Lucky – GolfToons 48

Better Lucky than Good is an original golf cartoon by Marty Glass of GolfToons showing a golfer skipping his approach over water onto the putting green. Funny golf humor.

Better Lucky than Good We’ve all experienced luck on the course. The sculled iron that somehow nestles up on the green 6 feet from the pin. Or a shot that ricocheted off a tree back into the fairway. Or the always tricky play off the ball washer. The most incredible piece of luck I witnessed

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Bird Grip – GolfToons 21

A golfer putting while making a vulgar statement with his unique golf grip, the bird grip, an original golf cartoon by Marty Glass of GolfToons.

There are many ways to hold a putter, probably as many grips as there are putters available on the market.  Everyone must feel comfortable over their putt, and find confidence in the tools of their trade. Enter the Bird Grip. Some putters or some grips can send a different message, especially to opponents or nemesis you

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Old Trusty – GolfToons 17

Old Trusty Decision Time shows golfers with bubble thoughts trying to decide on the golf club to hit, an original golf cartoon by Marty Glass of GolfToons

Old Trusty. We all have our ‘Go-To’ clubs.  The ones we hit well, feel confident at address or just seem to get lucky with.  The club we can take a little off, or add a little extra to.  The one that you pull out of the bag, kiss the head and say sweet nothings to

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Quiet Please – GolfToons 16

Quiet Please, a man at his dining room table with kids fighting and his wife pointing a threatening finger, holds up a 'Quiet Please' sign, an original golf cartoon by Marty Glass of GolfToons

There are times when we all would like a bit of peace and quiet: Early morning breakfasts, retreats to nature, and those moments when you’re trying to concentrate on a difficult task.  The sight of a marshal hoisting their “Quiet Please” paddle during a golf tournament often makes me wish I had one of those

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Just Short Pose – GolfToons 15

A golfer holding his pose on the tee box as his ball ends up short of the green and the ripples can be seen in the pond in from of the green. An original Golf cartoon by Marty Glass of GolfToons

You hit a crisp shot, sending a towering blow tracking on a great line. You are frozen, in a motionless follow-through pose watching your ball descend towards the green. “Please, please be enough,” you mutter. Then, catastrophe, Just Short Pose. Splash! Stunned and still in full pose, your jaws slackens, your eyes widen and you

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Hit it and Hope – GolfToons 13

Two golfers on a putting green that has massive breaks making the putt impossible. Hit it and Hope is an original Golf Illustration by Marty Glass of GolfToons

Hit it and Hope. Every now and then you face a putt that beckons words like intimidating or unnerving. The down hill left to right slider. The up-hiller that crests midway, then accelerates to a killer downhiller. Or the dreaded short but hard-breaker, also known as the heartbreaker because anytime you miss a two footer

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Golf Mom – GolfToons 12

We can all envision the iconic ‘Soccer Mom’ and the minivan she drives. Hauling kids to countless practices, games and tournaments.  But what about the ‘Golf Mom’?   The lesser known cousin. She drives kids to the practice range, buys equipment, arranges lessons and pays for rounds of golf. Or the woman walking the course,

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Golf Gnome – GolfToons 11

a golf gnome in the cup keeping a long putt from falling into the hole, an original golf illustration by Marty Glass of GolfToons

Golf Gnome This is the flip side to our “In the Hole A-hole” – the “Not In the Hole.”  You know, those dastardly putts that are on the perfect line, heading right at the hole, but comes up just short. The ball literally hangs on the lip of the cup. Perilously dangling on the edge

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Got It – GolfToons 9

Got it - GolfToons 9 shows three golfers talking about how they have figured out golf, an original golf cartoon by Marty Glass of GolfToons

Golf Excellence. Golf is truly a journey in pursuit of excellence. The struggle this pursuit poses drives us to seek remedies from a multitude of sources. We click on emails saying “Add 20 yards to your drive” or “never chunk a chip again” or “take 5 strokes off with this simple technique.”   Golfers seemingly will

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Swing Thoughts – GolfToons 8

A golfer addressing his golf ball surrounded by thought bubbles rekminding him of what he should be doing for a better golf swing, Swing Thoughts - GolfToons 8 an original cartoon by Marty Glass of GolfToons

Wiser minds tell us to, “Quiet your mind and try not to think when swinging the club.” Or they tell you “It’s best to have a single swing-thought for your entire round.” Swing Thoughts. But when you are playing, it is difficult to shut out all the things you think you need to do to execute

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Uncle Villegas – GolfToons 7

An original golf illustrated cartoon showing a man with a big belly looking at a golf ball on a putting green lining up his putt like Camilio Villegas style by Marty Glass of GolfToons

Uncle Camilo Villegas. Of all the facets of the game, putting may be the most mystifying and varied. Putter designs are myriad. Grips range from the popular reverse overlap to the ominous sounding cross-handed reverse claw.  But the most baffling aspect of putting is reading greens. The conversations about a putt can invoke speed, roll,

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Tree Shot – GolfToons 5

Two golfers look up into a tree to see another golfer addressing his golf ball and about to take a swing. A clever, original golf illustration by Marty Glass

We golfers take ourselves seriously and believe anything is possible.  Even a Tree Shot. Why take a penalty stroke if you can get your club back and might be able to hit your ball to the fairway or maybe even onto the green?  Remember those miraculous shots Ken Venturi showed us to save strokes?  Why

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Plumb Bobbing – GolfToons 4

Golfer plumb bobbing from the fairway and partner in golf cart mocking him for being so far away. Original golf cartoon illustration by Marty Glass GolfToons

If it’s good for the pros it’s got to be good for my game.  How many times have you told that to yourself?  Plumb bobbing is the perfect example. And does anyone really know how to Plumb-Bob?  Regardless of how many articles you read in Golf Magazines, putting is considered one of the dark arts

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Eternal Struggle – GolfToons 3

A Man pushing a huge golf ball up a hill like sisyphus in the Camus fable depicting the eternal struggle of golf. Original golf cartoon illustration by Marty Glass GolfToons

Absurd may be the best word to describe golf, though futility also comes to mind. What is the Eternal Struggle of golf? Punished for his craftiness, Sisyphus was condemned to push an enormous boulder uphill. Only to have it roll back down for eternity.  Any golfer can certainly relate to this plight. Camus wrote that

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