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Winged Foot Hole 1 from the Golf Supplier for Michael Duranko Clipped Wings US Open Preview

This story Clipped Wings was originally published by The Golf Supplier on 9/9/2020 Here is a link. Clipped Wings I have been lucky enough to play Winged Foot once. But that is another story you can read here. While I don’t remember too much about the golf course from more than 25 years ago., I know […]

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Sleepy Hugo – GolfToons 71

A golfer sleeping on the tee box waiting for the foursome in front to play faster, Sleepy Hugo is an original golf cartoon by Marty Glass

Sleepy Hugo Oh, the agony of slow play. Ask Sleepy Hugo. When in the midst of a snail-like round, there are several things you can do to avoid a lethargic pace of play from undermining your own game. Try to take it easy. Usually, the culprit or culprits are several groups ahead. No matter how

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Wait Loss – GolfToons 66

Wait Loss is a golfer on the tee box has cob webs growing on him because he is waiting, slow play is a problem in golf. An original illustration by Marty Glass of GolfToons

Wait Loss If golf has an Achilles heel, it’s time. Wait Loss. It’s an issue on the PGA Tour. It’s an issue when managing a golf course and a problem with both public and private play around the globe. Overall, It’s an issue that doesn’t help the game. Don’t get me wrong, though. I am

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Golf Press – GolfToons 62

Golf Press shows a golfer on the tee box pressing anogther golfer's head into the ground with the caption PRESS, an original golf cartoon by Marty Glass of GolfToons

Golf Press Golf Press. You wanna press me? Do ya? I’ll show you a press. You like this press? The press is similar to the double or nothing bet and is generally invoked at a critical point in the match. The level of emotion accompanying a press is proportionate to the amount of money wagered.

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Koepka’s Loss – GolfToons 54

Koepkas Loss is an original golf cartoon by Marty Glass of GolfToons showing dracula, a mummy and frankenstein on the putting green

Koepka’s Loss The ‘Franken-Golfer’, bits and pieces of your best game cobbled together into a creation that is unstoppable! Koepka’s Loss. Sort of like handpicking your team for a Scramble. Someone that can launch the ‘Boom Stick’ from the Teebox, a sharpshooter for the approach, a clever short game artist for recoveries and then the

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Better Lucky – GolfToons 48

Better Lucky than Good is an original golf cartoon by Marty Glass of GolfToons showing a golfer skipping his approach over water onto the putting green. Funny golf humor.

Better Lucky than Good We’ve all experienced luck on the course. The sculled iron that somehow nestles up on the green 6 feet from the pin. Or a shot that ricocheted off a tree back into the fairway. Or the always tricky play off the ball washer. The most incredible piece of luck I witnessed

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Multi-Tees – GolfToons 47

Multi-Tees is an original golf illustration in color by Marty Glass of GolfToons showing multiple tee box options for Golfers to hit from.

Multi-Tees Recently our golf league played a round at Lakewood National Golf Club. We had to choose which tees we would use, and generally, we try to pick one over 6,000 yards. At Lakewood National they have six tees, that’s 6, and not sixty, LOL. Multi-Tees! The Arnold Palmer designed Lakewood National names the tees

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Clown Course – GolfToons 33

Clowns on the Course shows a clown teeing off and his golf buddy in a tiny golf cart, an original golf cartoon by Marty Glass of GolfToons.

At the 2019 US Open Bryson DeChambeau yelled out in frustration, ”This is clown golf!” Clown on the Course! “Gee,” I thought to myself, ”that sounds like a lot of fun.” Wearing size 28 golf shoes, gargantuan club heads, and riding around in one of those tiny clown carts would be a blast. Especially if

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Yoga Golf Pants – GolfToons 31

Yoga Golf Pants shows a golfer on the tee box wearing a pair of black yoga pants, an original golf cartoon by Marty Glass of GolfToons.

Is their nothing that golfers won’t try to add a few yards to their drives? Yoga Golf Pants? It seems every morning when I check my inbox, there several emails that promise me more length. And, most of them are golf-related. The subject lines tantalize you with added distance, increased swing speed, and higher launches.

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Gender Bender – GolfToons 27

Gender Bender is an original golf cartoon by Marty Glass of Golftoons showing a man wearing a golf skirt and teeing off from the Ladies Tee.

Golfers are always looking for an advantage.  And in the shadow of the new rules of 2019, that could be a better drop, a pin left in the hole, or some other creative interpretation of these recent decrees, in addition to the mental warfare between shots where dominance can shift. Gender Bender. You can always

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Just Short Pose – GolfToons 15

A golfer holding his pose on the tee box as his ball ends up short of the green and the ripples can be seen in the pond in from of the green. An original Golf cartoon by Marty Glass of GolfToons

You hit a crisp shot, sending a towering blow tracking on a great line. You are frozen, in a motionless follow-through pose watching your ball descend towards the green. “Please, please be enough,” you mutter. Then, catastrophe, Just Short Pose. Splash! Stunned and still in full pose, your jaws slackens, your eyes widen and you

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Swing Thoughts – GolfToons 8

A golfer addressing his golf ball surrounded by thought bubbles rekminding him of what he should be doing for a better golf swing, Swing Thoughts - GolfToons 8 an original cartoon by Marty Glass of GolfToons

Wiser minds tell us to, “Quiet your mind and try not to think when swinging the club.” Or they tell you “It’s best to have a single swing-thought for your entire round.” Swing Thoughts. But when you are playing, it is difficult to shut out all the things you think you need to do to execute

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